Thursday, June 23, 2005

On my way to insert the little thing into the little hole

I’ve developed a nasty habit recently. A habit that I use to deride in other people not too long ago. A habit I once considered as the primary cause of the decay in today’s society and to illicit the conspiracy theorist in all of us, a habit brought upon by an evil conglomerate in its attempt bring about the downfall of the mighty and powerful. It is a habit people refer to as podding; rather, i-podding.

Since falling prey to the price fall recently, I was seized by the voice of consumerism and purchased my iPod – bought online and bought the mini, of course. And now, my iPod is as synonymous with me as my Tank Francaise; my Dior sunglasses and my Vuitton wallet. It has become an inescapable part of my life and my fight through the voiceless society. It accompanies me to whether I am going: to the doctors, to the dentist, to the café, to the gym and mostly to work. It even has a dedicated place in my bag. I have even sunk so low as to hold conservations while attached to the white umbilical cords and even used the mobile phone simultaneously.

I am feeling thoroughly ashamed of myself right now. I use to mock people who spent their lives attached to electrical appliances and now I am one of them and I don’t know how I can detox myself from it. But I have to admit that there is a certain allure about them. From the sheer size of the music library, it offers the user a near endless supply of karaoke tunes. It also offers the user a sense of protection from the evils of society, cocooning the user into a mental bubble offering a haven to ponder one’s thoughts and emotions. It is basically a device that isolates the person from the homogeneity of society – what is playing on my iPod is for my ears only. Without the iPod, we are forced to listen to what is presently happening: the monotonous droning of the train, the scamper of feet across the pavement, the screams of fear and terror, the preachings of sidewalk morons, the blaring of ghetto music from hideous cars. The iPod offers us a chance to escape the people we don’t like and the opportunity to pretend that we are so fully engrossed in the music that we fail to make idle conversation and that pulling out the earphones mid-track is a mortal sin. It allows the iPodder to escape all of that and to become the master of their own aural pleasures.

Paradoxically, the iPod is also one the things that brings groups of people together while isolating the user from the rest of society. The other day, my train was running late so I stood on the station plugged into my iPod. Not wanting to stand for the next hour, I moved down to the end of the platform to hedge my chances of getting a seat. So when my train arrived, I found myself sitting in the corner of the train, in that seat that forces you look at the person in front of you. And between the six of us, all them strangers, each took out their little white earphones and proceeded to enter their cocoon. For a moment, we all looked at each other and I felt something that I haven’t felt in a long time. Ignoring the rubbing of the fat man that was sitting next to me, I felt a sense of belonging and judging by the looks in the other’s eyes, I think they felt the same. We felt connected, lost souls brought together by a late running train and the magic of technology. And connected we were to the iPods.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

On my way back to my faculties

In everyone's life time, they go through many periods of where the sun doesn't shine for them. Euphemism for being sad and or depressed. This state of mind is usually the product of some unfortunate circumstances; death, sickness, failures, feelings of worthlessness and that the heart will not go on. The pain that this creates is both real and damaging. So much so that those in the sunshine sometimes can only stay away and hope that the best will happen and when it doesn't, this can lead to disastrous consequences.

So it is today that I announce that I will no longer be able to carry on. To live. To dream. To imagine. These are all things of the past for me. The catalyst for my state of darkness: reports in the trashy tabloids that the one is getting married to someone with a better name than me.

I understand that there are serious issues in the world today, but to me, my meal ticket into A-grade celebritidom is crushed; all before I am able to use and abuse it. Upon learning of the news, I sat motionless while the world was being drowned out. Only today I am able to speak of the terrible pain in my feeble attempts of easing it.

At least I will be able to take comfort in the controversy that is soft core porn advertisements available here. And at least I'll be able to take comfort in knowing that over half of marriages end in divorce and that almost all of celebrity marriages end in divorce. Bon voyage sweet dreams.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

on the way back to work after a session of afternoon shopping

There is something unique about celebrities. Everywhere they go, intentionally or unintentionally, they are able to attract attention to themselves - drawing the stares of by standers, the flash lights of the paparrazi and bringing gridlock to the traffic. And the even more bizarre thing is how celebritries seem to mate with other celebrities, creating even bigger entities of worship, a la Posh and Becks, Angelina and Brad, Bec and Lleyton and now, Paris and Paris. I assume that it the insaitaiable self perpetuating thing called ego - where the pursuit of acheiving higher notriety and fame is placed over personal goals.

But nevertheless, celebrities capture our attention which ordinary citizens are incapable of. It guess it comes down to a twisted form of envy, where eveyone believes that they should be a celebrity.

This happened to me the other day. After spending the afternoon shopping, I walked out of a rather nice and expensive store clutching this rather big shopping bag. I walked down George Street with all the above happening to me. I felt like a celebrity with all the people were staring at me and with my sunglasses blocking out any flash photography. Traffic also came to a gridlock too....after I tripped crossing the street.

Celebrities do tend to fall over. It is then that the public will pounce and devour them. That is probably why we love celebrities.