Wednesday, June 08, 2005

On my way back to my faculties

In everyone's life time, they go through many periods of where the sun doesn't shine for them. Euphemism for being sad and or depressed. This state of mind is usually the product of some unfortunate circumstances; death, sickness, failures, feelings of worthlessness and that the heart will not go on. The pain that this creates is both real and damaging. So much so that those in the sunshine sometimes can only stay away and hope that the best will happen and when it doesn't, this can lead to disastrous consequences.

So it is today that I announce that I will no longer be able to carry on. To live. To dream. To imagine. These are all things of the past for me. The catalyst for my state of darkness: reports in the trashy tabloids that the one is getting married to someone with a better name than me.

I understand that there are serious issues in the world today, but to me, my meal ticket into A-grade celebritidom is crushed; all before I am able to use and abuse it. Upon learning of the news, I sat motionless while the world was being drowned out. Only today I am able to speak of the terrible pain in my feeble attempts of easing it.

At least I will be able to take comfort in the controversy that is soft core porn advertisements available here. And at least I'll be able to take comfort in knowing that over half of marriages end in divorce and that almost all of celebrity marriages end in divorce. Bon voyage sweet dreams.

3 Comments:

At 7:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

just cos she'll be married doesn't mean u can't still be her boytoy....

 
At 12:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

boy toy? toy boy? how hilarious is that? Paris and Paris .. "I Paris take you Paris..." and "I Paris take you Paris..."

 
At 2:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha...boytoy/toyboy. u kno what I mean!

 

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