No one can be that shallow! Can they?

On the way to the gym to pick up the free newspaper

The annoying thing about the New Year is everyone's insistence at making new year's resolutions that will inevitably fail. And far worse is people's desire to shout it out from the top of a 50 storey tower so the whole building has to hear about it. I'm sick of new year's resolutions, it is like giving the poor your spare change but only to take it back when you realise that you have given too much, far more than they deserve. It is creating false hope.

For that reason, I am going to make new year's resolutions that will not fail so in 350 day's time, I will be able to look back and declare that I have not broken them. I am going to make resolutions that will lead to a better me, something that will make Oprah proud.

So in 2006, I am going to:

1. Drink more and more often

2. Exercise less

3. Destroy my credit cards

4. Establish a substance abuse addiction

5. Sleep my way up the next rung of the corporate ladder

posted by tykang @ 1/06/2006 08:39:00 AM