On the way to a lazy day of shopping
On the way to a lazy day of shopping
There are some things that you do every few minutes, such as checking your email whilst at work and spending another few minutes coming up with a pointless reply.
Apparently, every five minutes ago according to social anthropologists, guys think about
sex money. For me, I do this every few seconds.
And then there are the things you do every day, such as brushing your teeth, brushing up on your international language skills and brushing the shag pile rug.
Weekly activities? Well, they include whipping out the Dyson, whipping out the pantry and getting a whipping from the super soft cow leather straps by the local dial-a-dominatrix.
And when it comes to the end of the month, it is time to remove the Egyptian cotton sheets and replace then with what else, but more Egyptian sheets.
Every year involves replacing the hordes of used underwear with crisp new ones, discarding old and unfashionable CDs and contemplation of a new LV wallet.
But every ten years or so involves a major change. This happened to me recently and the last time it happened, concepts such as the internet, Hermes, David Jones, air travel, money in the bank account and even EFTPOS were all foreign. Petrol was below sixty cents, milk was under two dollars and Louis Vuitton hasn't even arrived in Australia yet.
After ten arduous years, I finally bought a new pair of sport shoes. And it was one of the harder decisions I had to make this year.
On the way to make a celebratory breakfastIn the business manual of the world, that is, the Art of War, it dictates that you must be disciplined and decisive in your actions and above all, do everything to see it through. As an amateur in this world, you need to take all the advice you can get your innocent hands on - whether it'd be from thousand year old books or from random strangers in a bar.
Reading an online interview about one of my inspirators, I couldn't help but feel motivated and driven by my new found powers and the mandate that I must use them to inspire others to achieve success as well. The knowledge that they conveyed in the interview was immense but above all, the notion that empowerment is the key is success is something I never thought of or considered and this is what I have decided to do with my new powers.
But probably the most important trusim in the interview came at the end where the true notion of success was so succiently defined:
"I just ordered the new Bentley convertible""How much is that?"
"I don't know - I didn't ask"Paris Hilton interviewd by Simon Hattenstone.
On the long way home to avoid merry peopleAfter a long and exhausting week at work, there is nothing else like spending a Friday night with the people you care about and with the people who will make you feel at ease.
If you happen to fall into that category where everyone else is busy to spend time with you or are not ever included in their plans, there is an alternative to achieving that winding down post working week mood.
The below is tyarrhea’s guide to spending a Friday night alone – and in particular, this Friday night: -
Change into comfortable clothes, preferably the super soft Egyptian cotton double lined Josh Goot $300 pyjama pants and any random tee.
Select a quality vintage and pour into the Villeroy decanter absorbing in the aroma as the wine settles down.
Put on the latest chill out CD on your surround sound system and lounge on mohair throw while thumbing through a random copy of Wallpaper.
On track 6, pour yourself a glass of wine and quietly and solitarily toast your hard earned promotion.
