There is nothing better than having an older woman in your life, or a cougar who happen to be "Hot older ladies pouncing on their younger prey" according to Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock.
An older woman will treat you how you should be treated.
She will buy you breakfast, lunch and dinner, or, if you are too busy, buy you season appropriate snacks: cake on your birthday, pudding before Christmas, candy canes on Christmas, ice cream after Christmas, Easter eggs, chocolate coated sunflower seeds, Korean biscuits from Korea, cupcakes on Fridays, hot cross buns split in half with a dab of butter and sometimes, if you are heading out at night, a splash of perfume; albeit Tommy Girl.
She will encourage you and talk you up in front of others. She will bend over backwards for you, but if you expect her to do so, she'll knock you down with her five-figure priced handbag and trample you with her 4 inch black patent stilettos to put you back into place.
But heaven help you if she dispises you, like the guy who sit besides me at work.
Must be hell working next to me.
And if you can't take it, resign out of spite - just like he did.
posted by tykang @ 4/18/2008 12:55:00 PM
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